Hey – I could talk about me and all my glorious accomplishments, but there is nothing much to say. I’ve always relied on my imagination to fill in the gaps of my life. Now I have a problem: what’s true and what’s just hokum? Did I really fall into a crack in the universe to save myself and restart the Big Bang? I know it felt true (every excruciating moment). But how can I prove it — How does one prove he/she is God?