Homely Olson was a sweet man but not very happy because his sexual drive complicated his life. He loved beauty: men, women, boys and girls; but beauty did not love Homely Olson. He could not get to first base with anyone because he looked so humdrum. Then, he met Ahmeddle who was green and luscious. Ahmeddle had an incredible sex drive and wanted to devour Homely Olson. After Olson disappeared, no one knew what happened, not that anyone really cared. Homely Olson was a pimple on the face of the earth.