They called him a “Crack-head” because he had a serious canyon dividing two halves of his head. Crack-head was a lurcher who rambled through the city streets looking for refuse to devour. He mumbled and drooled. People avoided Crack-head, but he had one saving grace: a very long and thick penis. Some people paid Crack-head just to expose his pendulous organ. Other people paid money to stroke and embrace his enormous snake. Crack-head was very happy with so much love and attention.